Dad Joke Riddles With Answers
Robert Spencer
Published Apr 18, 2026
Kid-friendly riddles with answers:
Riddles that are funny, animal and food-related, who am I are listed below. It is a perfect start for your kids' intellectual growth.
1. What two things can you never have for breakfast?
Answer: Lunch and Dinner
2. What kind of room has no walls or corners?
Answer: A Mushroom
3. What is the capital in France?
Answer: The letter F is the only capital letter in France.
4. What can travel around the world without moving from its corner?
Answer: A Stamp
5. Which letter of the alphabet has the most water?
Answer: The letter "C"
6. What belongs to you, but everyone else uses it?
Answer: Your Name
7. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Answer: Gummy bear
8. What’s bright orange with green on top and sounds like a parrot?
Answer: A carrot
9. The more I dry the wetter I get, what am I?
Answer: A towel
10. What has a head and a tail but no body?
Answer: A coin
11. What kind of foods are the most fun at parties?
Answer: Fungi
12. I sometimes run, but I cannot walk. What am I?
Answer: Your nose
13. What month of the year has 28 days?
Answer: All of them
14. What kind of cup doesn’t hold water?
Answer: A cupcake
15. What did the triangle say to the circle?
Answer: You are pointless
16. What word is spelled wrong in the dictionary?
Answer: Wrong
17. I shrink smaller every time I take a bath. What am I?
Answer: Soap
18. I am easy to lift but hard to throw. What am I?
Answer: Feather
19. I am an odd number. Take away a letter and I become even. What number am I?
Answer: Seven
20. What has a bottom at the top?
Answer: Legs
21. What room do ghosts avoid?
Answer: Living Room
22. What has to be broken before you can eat it?
Answer: An egg
23. What has hands but cannot clap or write?
Answer: A clock
24. What do you find at the end of a rainbow?
Answer: The letter "W"
25. What has legs but cannot walk?
Answer: A chair