Hi-dilly-ho, neighborinos! Picture: Fox BroadcastingCredit: Fox Broadcasting Sorry to bother you, Reverend Lovejoy, but I'm kind of in a tizzy. My son Todd just told us he didn't want to eat his damn vegetables. Picture: Fox BroadcastingCredit: Fox Broadcasting I’ve done everything the Bible says — even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff! Picture: AlamyCredit: Alamy Hey Homie, I can see your doodle. Picture: Fox broadcastingCredit: Fox broadcasting Ned Flanders: Reverend, would you like to try some of my devil's food cake? Reverend Lovejoy: Is that really devil's food? Ned Flanders: No, it's angel's food with chocolate on top. Reverend Lovejoy: Mmm-hmmm, I thought so. Picture: Fox BroadcastingCredit: Fox Broadcasting Ned Flanders: Homer, you've met my parents. Homer: Not naked I haven't. Picture: AlamyCredit: Alamy Ned: Our bible study group is going to the holy land next month. I'd like to take you and your family along as my guests. Homer: Hmm, let me think. Take my family to a war zone on a bus filled with religious lameos in a country with no pork in a desert with no casinos. Where do I sign up? Marge: Homer, I can hear your sarcasm from inside the house and the dishwasher is on. Picture: 20th Century FoxCredit: 20th Century Fox Okaley Dokely! Picture: Fox BroadcastingCredit: Fox Broadcasting Rod: (to Ned) Daddy, what are you doing? Ned: Imploring people I never met to pressure a government with better things to do to punish a man who meant no harm for something nobody ever saw, that's what I'm doing! Rod: (after exchanging a worried look with Tod) Daddy, we think you need a new mommy. Ned: First things first! Picture: Fox broadcastingCredit: Fox broadcasting
