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After Game 4 of the 1996 Western Conference semifinals, Jeremy Roenick was quoted as saying, "It should have been a penalty shot, there's no doubt about it. I like Patrick's quote that he would've stopped me. I'd just want to know where he was in Game 3, probably getting his jock out of the rafters in the United Center maybe."